Are you as disgusted as I am?
Who would ever buy this and use it on their own lips?
Shopping at the local Hardware store for upcoming Planting project, I stood patiently in line waiting for the cashier. All of a sudden black and white counter display of lip balm caught my wondering glance. It stated: Chicken Poop Lip Balm for your chapped lips.
Forever, my lips get dry. As long as I remember, Chopstick lip balm came in handy in every pocket and now in every drawer and carrying bag. But would I use the Chicken Poop Lipstick on my own face to stop myself from licking?
When Russian kids nervously bit their nails, parents put bitter ointment on top to deter them from biting. That childhood Ointment, for some reason, looked dark green and I still don’t know why. All I remember that my friends complained it tasted quite bitter. Their fingernails were proclaiming loudly “Anxious Biters” with green nail polish, but my problem was chopped lips either by winter cold temperatures or my own biting habit.
My question to you, would you use this product Ever?
Mind boggling combination of effort, production, store display and possible obsolete totality. Better yet, this Chicken Poop could have served as potent compost instead…..
Frustratingly surprised….
Til next time,
Luda@PlantsandBeyond.com
All Photographs belong to Luda@PlantsandBeyond.com
To be honest, that was so random, but no, I won’t ever use this product not even if I used to use lip balms.
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Diana , thank you for your reply! Agreed .
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I remember painting bitter stuff on my nails to stop me biting them, but chicken poop lip balm – that’s a no!
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So agree ! Thank you , Andrea🌱
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I don’t think that i would use chicken poop for anythnig!
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Lol ! Thanks B!
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💖
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All I can say is WTF?
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Hahah! Yes !
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😄😄😄😄😄
That’s an awesome way to say.
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He said what we are all thinking 😉
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Lol! Maybe it is just the brand name which is admittedly novel?🤔
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;))) may be
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It says on the package “Contains no poop”. I gotta get some of those! Great gift idea!
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;)))(
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One of the oddest messages I have ever heard/read!
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;))))
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“Would I use this product ever?”
YES! Or at least have some stowed away in carefully planed locations! Here’s why… and it is a perfectly GOOD reason for me and my life! LOL
When you have a particular person — male or female — that you know if you were blunt, forward, and will hurt their crazy (yet temporary) feelings by telling them unequivocally “Sorry, I’m just not into you. We have NO FUTURE whatsoever“… then wear Chicken Poop Lip-balm 24/7 until they can’t stand you any longer and flee the country!!! 😚😁💋💋💋
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Ahaha ! I love it ! So good – and demonstratively apply it in front of them .
PT – there is nothing like your imagination :))))😂
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Well, you certainly seem to ENCOURAGE it and get it all fired-up and stirred up Luda!!! 🤣
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Lol- still laughing . Glad to hear so 😉 PT , your posts certainly ignite stagnant, unused grey matter reservoirs, along with healthy curiosity . Hope one day we will find out what you really teach🎓Must be so much fun to attend your intellectually filled lectures.📖🎩📝
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I don’t know that I’d every use the product, but it made me laugh out loud to read about it. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Sooooo wonderful I made you laugh – yay!
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No no no ,I don’t want chickens poop on my lips🙁
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Ha! Me neither ;))
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Er, definitely not! Do you think it’s just a gag?
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Probably … wonder if anyone buys it ?!
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Yes! This is the greatest lip balm. Thank goodness it’s really not poo! My mom bought this for me as a funny 🌞 I ask for more every Christmas.
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Really ? Wow ! Glad to know it works well … why are they advertising as Poo then?
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Well, it does say in the fine print that it ‘Contains No Poop!’ so it seems just a twisted marketing ploy, banking on people’s sense of the perverse to buy the stuff. Personally, I think I would have come up with a different marketing strategy!
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The website states these are the Ingredients:
Avocado oil, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender essential oil, bees wax, and Vitamin E.
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You are certainly detailed and patient enough, Eliza to investigate further; unlike me, who instantly got turned off by the Marketing Ploy.
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🙂
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LOL. I like your strategy already, without reading or visualizing it.
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The Answer is a very BIG NO!… Why on earth would someone want to have a sales pitch that mentioned poop.. Beats me..
How are you Luda.. Lovely to catch this post as I catch up today.. as I stay dug in my reader.. xxx
Best wishes your way my friend xx
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So nice to see you here, Sue. Appreciate your time and response. Hope you are doing well. Is the garden dormant now, since the cold holiday season is approaching?
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Yes, the allotment is put to bed Luda, though I may post a few pictures on my Garden blog of my travels soon.. Just so busy with the Christmas preparations and family .. All good though.. Sending love xxx ❤
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There’s always a first time for everything…and boy this is a first for me. Nope…wouldn’t want to get close to this lip balm. Haha.
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Hahaha, thanks for replying with such humour 🙂
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NO, but this would make one great white elephant gift if paired with a makeup bag…lol
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:)))))))) Most likely
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Ha!
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Your blog is awesome! I’m so glad you’ve found me!
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Awww, Kally, you are the sweetest. Nice to meet you and can’t wait to check out your blog.
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You’re most welcome!!! Looking forward to your visits!
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Haha this made me laugh
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Awesome blog
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Thank you !!!
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Welcome
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Be careful who you are kissing these days!!
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Hahaha! A very good response!
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does it taste
like chicken? 🙂
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Ahaha, you are so clever. Thank you for your fun comment.
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this cracked my lips up . glad you shared. . kindest regards bg ☺😎☺
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LOL. Thank you for reading and commenting. So grateful for your input.
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Now I didn’t know balm could be this awesome 🙂
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No way!! I wonder if anyone would buy it too 🤔
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I think I’ll stick to my chapstick!
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Lol😆
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It’s actually good stuff! The founder’s grandpa used to tell her to keep from licking her lips and getting them chapped, to put chicken poop on ‘em to keep from licking them! As a novel idea and an odd tribute to her grandpa, she named her line Chicken Poop, and the rest is history. 🐔
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